Total Medals Earned: 327 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,315 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (50/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/425 points)
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/500 points)
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Game completed
Medals Earned: 3/25 (35/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Rough way back...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!